king cheetah, Weird


Magic Number13
JobMost Hated Person - Ever
PersonalityUnfulfilled Dreamer
TemperamentAs High As A Very High Kite
SexualIf I Have To
Likely To WinThe Lottery
Me - In A WordWhirlwind
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"If I have to?" What about "whenever I want to?"

Anyways, belated Ada's Day to you fathers out there, and please no paternity suits Miss Fangirl.
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king cheetah, Weird

Mother's Day musings.

When one is a herm, the concept of "Mother's Day" and "Father's Day" takes on a whole new significance...

One month it's flowers and chocolate, the next month it's ties and soap-on-a-rope.

Happy Mama's Day to all the mothers and mothers-to-be out there.

Especially to mine, wherever she is...
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Shit; I'm me.


You are Erestor. Long ago, you were the noble #2 counselor to Elrond, lord of Rivendell, second only to Glorfindel. Then Elrond gave up on the whole humanitarian thing and you've been reduced to being the errand and whipping boy. We'd feel pity for you, but it's just so damned funny! You're also a hermaphodite were-cheetah with mutant children. They are fucking fantastic on the side of a big plate of linguini. Do something about their hooves though-- they almost chipped the turkey's beak.

Take teh kEwLieZ quiz!!1!

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Major thank you's.


Somebody out there renewed my paid account. *hugs the random person* You're so nice to me. :">

And thanks to their kind generosity, I now have new icons (and some old favs) and a LJ mood-theme of my very own.

*blows kisses to hir benifactor*
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Guess what?

I'm going home!!

Well, I'm kinda going home... I mean, I still live at the zoo, but I get to enjoy a daily commute on eagle-back between the Zoological Park and Rivendell... Something I'll probably be doing fifty times a day (give or take) in order to carry out Los Dos Rondo's many demands requests...

Life's getting better for me isn't it?
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    "Someone Looking at You" - The Boomtown Rats

Shut it will ya? >:[

For reasons known only to the gods and muns, my mun is laughing her head over this comment.

Look; I know I look like this Molko chappie, but I am *NOT* going bald...

*breeze knocks a few stray hairs loose*


Those were loosened from when I brushed my hair this morning...


Shut up; they were... >:[
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    "I Don't Like Mondays" - The Boomtown Rats